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Guten Tag! I'm Naomi (nah-oh-mee) Hansen, occasionally known as the Self-Deprecator.

What you are looking at right here is a master list of master lists for all of my fanfics on LJ. Feel free to take a look around.

Auf Wiedersehen!
 Naomi Hansen

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King and Queens: Part I, Prologue [page 1]

Title: Kings and Queens
Summary: Superpowers AU. The Nostalgia Critic is left in shame after the disastrous events of Kickassia. It looks as though things begin head his way, though, when he, his brother, Rob, and nearly all of his fellow Channel Awesome critics from the Molossian invasion suddenly develop superpowers, thanks to one of the many meteorites that were spotted all over North America, Eurasia, and northern Africa. In fact, the Critic starts to believe that this will give him the notoriety he's been searching for all his life.
However, reality soon hits him. After a collection of terrorist attacks from other "Supers," people become fearful of anyone with these new supernatural abilities, and America especially finds itself teetering on the brink of chaos. Before the Critic knows it, he and a collection of his fellow Supers are forced to search the US for answers on how to prevent the world as they know it from falling around them - and potentially pulling them down with it.
Character(s): Too many to entirely keep track of
Chapter Rating: T
Warning(s): Some language, but not much
Disclaimer: I'm no slave owner or some other form of master of humans, so I think it's safe to assume that I own none of the people within this story.
Chapter Word Count: 10,460
Author's Note(s): (EDIT 4.28.12: So I'm an idiot for calling the damn thing a "meteor" instead of a "meteorite." As of now, though, I've changed all of the ones that needed to be changed. I kept it in most of the characters' dialogue, however, since I'm assuming they'd be like normal people in that they can't tell the difference most of the time.)
(EDIT 6.20.12: I just realized that a portion of the summary got edited out for some reason. I fixed that.)

Hello, and welcome to the start of what I hope will be one of the longest fanfics I've ever attempted to write. Mostly, though, this will be written for the fun of it - a weakness of mine is superpower AUs, along with causing (fictional) national or international trouble, so hopefully, I'll actually have motivation to finish this, or at least the first two parts. But I hope that you find some kind of enjoyment along the way, though. :3

Anyway, this prologue begins before and during the events of Kickassia, TGWTG's second year anniversary film. With a little bit of my own tweaking here and there, although they're all minor, last time I checked.

So, without further ado, onward!

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4.20.12: Although I'm always wary of how far I end up actually going with a fic, I thought that it'd be a good idea to create this. Y'know, just in case.

Exactly what it says on the tin. This will be the master post for easy navigation of every posted chapter of K&Q.

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Writer's Block: I May Be Crazy

Two anteaters wearing either deerstalkers or straw hats.
What does this Rorschach blot look like to you?

Writer's Block: Singles Awareness Day

I like the candy that comes with it - the obvious kind being chocolate - but otherwise, I don't really give a damn for the holiday. [shrug]
Do you love or hate Valentine’s Day?

Writer's Block: Trivia Day

A little more than 200?
Don’t cheat. Do you know how many countries there are in the world?

Writer's Block: Words to Live by

"I cannot believe that the purpose of life is to be happy. I think the purpose of life is to be useful, to be responsible, to be compassionate. It is, above all to matter, to count, to stand for something, to have made some difference that you lived at all."
--Leo Rosten
What is your favorite quote?

That Guy With The Glasses Art Meme

Was supposed to be done on Friday, but I got, eh, distracted. ^^'


1. I wanna do my hair highlights something similar to this in the future, but when I tried doing it on any other part on this meme, it looked really terrible.
2. That entire episode was completely hilarious. It was a great cure for my grief over my cat's death. [bricked for morbidness] :D
3. (They also happen to be my TGWTG OTP.)
4. I'm starting to think that I should've drawn myself with a cane in hand now. If anyone can take a guess as to what the title of that book is, then you are awesome. (Hint: The color should give you a clue.)
5. Referencing the Junior review. (Eh, no thank you to mpreg! Too squicky to me!) O__O
6. Don't get me wrong; Todd's a funny dude, even when he's doing a review that I disagree with. I just happen to contend with some of his opinions on occasion.
7. Not really. I just 1) had no idea what this was referencing and 2) wanted to add in that little in-joke. Should've given myself a gun to shoot the wall with, though. XD
8. Yeah... O///O
9. I just love (good) crossovers.
10. Seriously. I'm shit with comedy, as you've probably noticed with this meme.
11. I misread the prompt, so by the time I noticed that, I already had the sketches down. References taken from here: http://fav.me/d319ncd
12. I forgot to add in the fedora. Shame on me.
13. This reference is so overt, it's covert. ;)
14. (I'm starting to think that I should add Paul Anderson to the list, for... reasons.) ^///^
15. Yeah, no offense intended to the meme creator. ^^'
16. You guys remember how much the Critic freaked out the first few times with the Bat Credit Card, right? Imagine what would happen if he suddenly got one in the mail. [scared]
17. I can't believe SadPanda didn't get a nod here until now. Sorry, man. But please don't make my tablet into a portal! I really don't wanna die from a heart attack.
18. Fuck! I forgot to strike out a certain word there. [bricked] The book was like an early birthday present for me. I was completely euphoric immediately after buying it at Barnes & Nobles. 8D


PROGRAMS USED: Paint Tool Sai, Photoshop CS3
ORIGINAL MEME: http://takineko.deviantart.com/art/TGWTG-Art-Meme-123753977


Writer's Block: Bah Humbug Day!

Eh, okay. Rant time..?


Why do I have to live in a home where I become the disappointment in the family for getting a C in a difficult AP class? How come I'm never anyone of my friend's #1 choices in anything? Where do I have to go to find someone that sees me as important in some way? When will I ever stop being so fucking self-deprecating? (A part of me is pretty sure that it might not be healthy for me.)

And lastly, who sees asking such inane questions as ranting?! Seriously, I've gotta be a complete Dummkopf to waste everyone's time by just asking questions that will never get answered.

…Was that good enough? [blink]

By the way, LJ staff, go fly a kite. A lot of the groups and comms on this website need those comment subject boxes in order to function properly, especially the kink memes. inception_kink and shkinkmeme especially need them because the (majority of the) people there use them to show the subject of their prompts. If anything, at least bring back those subject lines for everybody.
Take a deep breath. Now rant about something.